Dead Babies

What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?

• It's easy to turn a lamp on.
  

What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?

• Sexy

What's the difference between 98 and 1/2 dead babies and a corvette?

• I Don't have a corvette in my garage
  

What's the difference between a baby and a cigarette?

• The other you light up after having sex, the other contains nicotine.